sometimes_i_get

Heh, nice shirt here, Maru-chan. So many skeletons - very cute :)

For some reason camera keeps coming closer to him and then running away O_O Like it's spanning whole studio and view is changed to other camera juuust as it touch's Maru's sleeve :)
And that guy, Pi~ko kept leaning on him and hugging him - maybe thats why?

But really, with theme "flauless shining texture" I kept thinking that they gonna ask him for hints, lol

Sooo... naturally you apply foundation first (I never knew that you're supposed to put foundation to the area between your eye and the eyebrow too! but not below the eye? huh), then use powder (including the area below your eye - but isn't it bad for skin to put powder without foundation?).
Ah, it wasn't powder, but powder foundation - what's the difference, eh? I so fail, lol
Then concealer. Apply to specific points.
Ah, here comes powder. Must be applied not with the tip of the brush as it usually shown, but with the side of it, so not to disturb previously applied layers (makes sense, huh).
After waiting some time (huh?) take clean sponge and remove the excess of powder (huuuh...) and apply lighter powder to the areas below and above the eye and right above the eyebrow.

...I have a feeling that I got everything jumbled up, but whatever. Honestly, I haven't even noticed the difference between the left side (make-up applied by woman herself) and right side.

Maru-chan no shouwa seijiki.
BWAHAHAHA!
- I want you to undress.
- Impossible. I'm Johnny's.
- Oh, but we're going to the bathhouse...

Lol, comparing size of buckets in Kanto and Kansai! :) Kansai's smaller. Maru seemed confused about it.
Eldest bathplace in Tokyo or what? something about symbols (looked like diplodocus).
Nice shoe lockers with wooden numbers in the slots in front (thank you, Maru, for choosing 8 T_T)

Bandai, what are they doing? Overlooking the area? They're sitting so high up - they let Maru go up there. This place is really uncomfortable both to climb up to and to sit on - probably haven't changed since the Edo jidai :)
Open terrace with small garden (with a lamp, yay! and smoking area, hahaha).
And they totally showed Maru-chan no hadaka! With a towel, of course, but what an adorable pout! (and Pi-ko-san was looking pretty damn intently, lol) He was holding his towel like his life depended on it...
Hahaha, omoshiroi games to play while in bath - like lather the towel and blow the foam out of it. The old guy seemed so happy to show all this to Maru :)

Ahaha, Maru couldn't scrub the man's back hard enough so he showed him! oooh boy.
What's that drink? Milk coffee? *confused* Maru couldn't do "pa~h!" and it was "fuwa~" instead. Btw, nice tummy <3

So, natsukashii drink for Pi-ko-san was Morinaga cola? Not the mirinda-like nepon? (and those bottles might have been last existing nepon, huh)

Sooooo furo interestings: shouchu furo? O_O manga onsen (no, you can't go into the onsen with manga, silly). Kodomo ga yorokobu - ahiru furo from Osaka. Literally, furo filled with yellow rubber duckies! Designer onsen - in the skyscraper or something, overlooking the city. View is nice, but onsen itself looks blah. (Maru-chan, please practice reading English words before the show, and don't be so upset, I bet half of Japanese people won't be able to read that correctly either...)

HOLY... wow.
Maru looks good. Woman looks good too *kicks Piko for suggesting that her hair could be a wig*
Yes, Piko, take that! She'll be your rival! And she's nicer so be~da!